I’m sure there’s some really interesting culturally significant story that relates sheep to sleeping, or the lack and subsequent pursuit thereof. Maybe that’s something y’all can ask Google. Drop me a line if you find out. I just think it’s strange.

I wonder how many people see the same Live Links commercials on television. I saw them in Raleigh when I was there. They were waiting for me to call when I went there, too. Wait, you don’t suppose they’re following me around, do you? I’ll look for proof when I visit Boulder.

Do you know where the name “M&M’s” came from? And why aren’t there more orange ones? Isn’t orange the coolest? What rhymes with “orange” anyway? Do you ever have battles between the different colors of M&M’s to see if the weak Orange, Green, and Blue armies can band together to defeat the Evil Brown Empire? (Especially since the Browns lost their close ally, the Tans.) I don’t. You’re weird.